Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #0

I really appreciated all the little nods to Clint’s deafness in this issue. I’m glad other writers are acknowledging it and it’s not just a temporary thing in Fraction’s run. I also enjoy the fact that Wade apparently knows sign language.


I cut it all off I feel so hot.

look at me


I cut it all off I feel so hot.

look at me

# me
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
I cut it all off I feel so hot.

I cut it all off I feel so hot.



Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? 

Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself. 

This post haunts me.




Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!


today i overheard someone teaching german over dinner and explaining masculine and feminine nouns
"you see, this fork is feminine, because women often cook also because they have the big hair. and this spoon is masculine because men are babies and you have to feed them like babies"


shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’