satanismywaifu:

satanismywaifu:

My little brother asked for eyeliner and i was like why and he’s like i learned on the internet and i gave him this shitty green eyeliner i used like once for a costume and he PROCEEDS TO PUT IT ON FLAWLESSLY???? and im like whaT he comes back in my room like did i do it right AND IM LIKE ???????????????????????

HES 11

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

Me slaying it

Me slaying it

ryugazaking:

i am on the exact same level of name-knowing in this anime as christmas tree hair

ryugazaking:

i am on the exact same level of name-knowing in this anime as christmas tree hair

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

fillehwilleh:

noahs-snark:

silence9o:

Shingeki No kyojin [Live action] - Official Trailer [HD]

Finally!!

I take back my previous misgivings about the quality of this film. It looks incredible.

the soundtrack is phenomenal holy shit

spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

I want to start playing bioshock infinite today but I also want to finish replaying mass effect and finish the borderlands.

Life is hard.

  • skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*

vinebox:

i hate when someone spoils the movie for me

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”