I was driving the long way to work and not feeling good sort of deciding if I wanted to go or not and I ended up seeing my dog running around.
So I let him in and then threw up like three times so yeah I’m going to not work.
I don’t feel good and Netflix won’t work.
I just want to watch batman.
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.
that feature sounds like a real life saver
that barely even counts as a pun that was literally the point of the candy they were made by a guy whose family member choked to death on a hard candy
My back is killing me and I can’t move without it hurting.
Everything is awful
I made the mistake of coming to work.
The other guy is here so I’m not going to come back after lunch
I feel like absolute crap
I can’t decide if I should go to work or not.
I’d like to report a crime…
this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire
this is poetry
Sonic Youth - Superstar
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Sigur Rós cover The Rains of Castamere for Season 4 of HBO’s Game Of ThronesAnd so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that Lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o’er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o’er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.
Bucky always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after the war.
He drew a picture of Bucky
and then held it up so he could see the Grand Canyon
i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes